Saturday, August 30, 2014

BURBERRY X SHOES

BURBERRY X SHOES


Burberry poncho
burberry.com


Vans OTW snakeskin slip on sneaker
vans.com




THE SHOES ARE SNAKESKIN. SNAKESKIN.

BURBERRY IS ALWAYS COOL. AND ANIMAL-PRINT CLASSY. AND TRENCH-COAT GURU-ISH.
BUT THIS COAT-SCARF THINGY SCREAMS I AM A CUT-UP COAT/BAND REJECT THAT NO-ONE WANTED SO I FAKE-SPRAY TANNED MYSELF A DREADFUL ORANGE AND DUMPED MYSELF IN THE GAS STATION TO WORK WHILE WAITING FOR MONEY TO BUY A MORE AUTHENTIC TAN INSTEAD AND GUESS WHAT I GOT BLOTCHED BY GASOLINE.
AND NOW I'M A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HANG ON MINDLESS RICH LADIES' COAT HANGERS,
I AM ACTUALLY FREAKING SUCCESSFUL.
THE BADLY TAKEN,
X
athena

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