FURRY MCDONALDS

 " Staring at the bottom of your glass

Hoping one day you'll make a dream last

But dreams come slow, and they go so fast

You see her when you close your eyes

Maybe one day you'll understand why

Everything you touch surely dies "

PASSENGER-LET HER GO

AS EVERYTHING THE WRITERS TOUCH SURELY DIES. EVERY TREND A PROLIFIC BLOGGER WRITES UPON IS EITHER WORSHIPPED AND REPLICATED OR SLAMMED AND DISSED EVEN FURTHER. SUSIE BUBBLE, OF THE STYLE BUBBLE, IS WEARING, IN HER LATEST POST, BELL BOTTOMS. OR AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE FLARING LOWER HEMS AND THE WIDE-LEGGED EFFECT. A SHIMMERY, IRIDESCENT SHEEN LIGHTS THEM UP. SHE WEARS THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PUBLIC'S EYE, OR AT LEAST WHAT WE THINK IT IS. 

IT'S FOR A PHOTO SHOOT FOR TEEN VOGUE (OH HAIL ALL VOGUE-RELATED STUFF AND PLEASE MAYBE GIVE ME A BLOOGGG SHOUUTOUTTT *HINTHINT*), AND I AM LOVING IT. CUE THE MCDONALD'S JAUNTY JINGLE AND REFERENCE, BECAUSE THE FURRY, RAINBOW SLOTH-SCARF SLUNG UPON THE ASIAN (YAY FOR ASIANS!) IS SOMETHING I WOULD TOTALLY STEAL AT 2 A.M.

 SEE THE FURRY RAINBOW-NESS? AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST I FEEL THAT SINCE SHE'S WORN THESE AND WRITTEN ABOUT THEM, A FUR SAGA WILL ARISE DRAMATICALLY ON THE FASHION SCENE. SO I SHOULD EXPECT TO SEE EXTRA FURRY COVERINGS ON MRT SEATS, RIGHT SINGAPORE?

 AND IT TAKES A TWIST WITH COOL BLUES AND BLACKS THAT ALMOST SCREAM HIGH-STREET, BUT THEN YOU REALIZE IT'S FUR...

RIBENA, ANYONE? THAT CLUTCH, FUR-ADORNED, REMINDS ME OF THOSE FREE PENCIL CASES THEY GIVE OUT. THEY LOOKED CHEAP THEN, BUT HERE IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.

AND THE SHOES. I HAVE TO SAY, USUALLY THE FIRST PICTURE'S SHOES WOULD BE MY 'WEAR ANYWHERE' BUT I'M LEANING TOWARDS THOSE SHINY BLACK MIRRORS IN THE LAST IMAGE.

TEEN VOGUE SHOULD INCLUDE A LITTLE OLD STATEMENT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EDITORIAL:

THESE IMAGES WOULD NOT BE SO SASSILY ENJOYABLE TO LOOK AT IF NOT FOR SUSIE BUBBLE'S DAH-AR-LING POSES.

WHAT? A GIRL CAN DREAM, CAN'T SHE?

IMAGES VIA WWW.STYLEBUBBLE.CO.UK

THE BADLY TAKEN

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